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Exam Answers
Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted “hurrah.”
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Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee hee, Brutus.”
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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
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The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is In the East and the sun sets in the West.
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Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
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The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”
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Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
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The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies,comedies, and hyst*****omies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo’s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
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Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
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Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
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Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.
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Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
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The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies,comedies, and hyst*****omies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo’s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
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Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
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Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
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Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.
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the nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of river to spring up
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Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
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Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show.
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The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t have any children.
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Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
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Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show.
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The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t have any children.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
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Monday, January 11, 2010
The Most Expensive Disasters in 2009
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 2002 Ferrari 360
Price: $165,000
Name Of Car: 2002 Ferrari 360
Price: $165,000
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 1991 Ferrari Testarosa, 1995 Ferrari 348
Price: $181,000 and $117,400
Name Of Car: 1991 Ferrari Testarosa, 1995 Ferrari 348
Price: $181,000 and $117,400
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo
Price: $212,000
Name Of Car: 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo
Price: $212,000
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo
Price: $212,000
Name Of Car: 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo
Price: $212,000
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The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo
Price: $212,000
Name Of Car: 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo
Price: $212,000
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 2008 Ferrari F430
Price: $227,000
Name Of Car: 2008 Ferrari F430
Price: $227,000
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 2007 Ferrari F430
Price: $227,000
Name Of Car: 2007 Ferrari F430
Price: $227,000
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: Ferrari F430
Price: $227,000
Name Of Car: Ferrari F430
Price: $227,000
The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: Lamborghini Diablo
Price: $240,000
Name Of Car: Lamborghini Diablo
Price: $240,000
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The most expensive disasters in 2009
Name Of Car: 2008 Aston Martin DBS
Price: $270,000
Name Of Car: 2008 Aston Martin DBS
Price: $270,000
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